Welcome to my blog. I post/reblog anything that I love and anything that speaks to my soul. Enjoy.

 

a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson

pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils

asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet

demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine

bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely

heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore

draconianvoltage:

salt-sass-and-lyrium:

magnetub:

Batsitter adventures part 2

This is literally one of my favorite Batman things ever.

Danika please tell me you have this comic

(Source: damianwhines)

primalstiles:

ingberry:

biblioprincessdalian:

jethroq:

Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene

Two frat houses, broth alike in dignity

in fair Verbrona where we lay our scene

From mancient grudge break to new dudetiny

Where civil blood makes civil mands unclean

Bromeo Bromeo, no homeo

bl1nd-g1ng3r:

kefkafloyd:

king-wasted:

*thunder crack* maniacal laughter

Some people just want to see the world burn.

^this ia the meaning of my life

dutchster:

son, i think it’s time we had the talk about the birds and the bees. ever since the nuclear war they have become our masters. please obey their orders and serve them well