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iequestrian: oh my god im crying of laughter

iequestrian:

oh my god im crying of laughter

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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight

Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.

goodtypography: Ben Johnston

goodtypography:

Ben Johnston

Besides, they’re adult stem cells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults, whom I killed for their stem cells

Futurama, Rebirth (via onlythefuturewiththelightson)

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